diff --git a/config.json b/config.json
index 3a263d0..74bbb1f 100644
--- a/config.json
+++ b/config.json
@@ -14,8 +14,16 @@
 	"How did your tiny hands tweet this?"
   ],
   "poppermessages": [
-  	"LOL so bad!",
-  	"No."
+  	"Remember that time you kissed assbutt’s pic while you had Cheetos Mouth and then shared it online?",
+  	"What idiot named it a plunger and not a john popper?",
+  	"I perused your autobiography ‘Suck and Blow’ the other day….it certainly did suck.",
+  	"You still owe Doug Exeter 20 bucks.",
+  	"Let’s collaborate on a track called ‘Roofies and Rolexes’",
+  	"Do you still get short of breath when masturbating?",
+  	"I’m trolling you because you let Hanson and Bowling For Soup be on your last album.",
+  	"Remember when you fell through a trampoline on-stage at a Phish show?",
+  	"Thanks for financing my mobile home and taking a shit in the kitchenette.",
+  	"Did that poor, helpless Howard Stern intern ever file sexual harassment charges?"
   ],
   "hulkmessages": [
   	"You’re a thin-skinned racist baby.",