From 280fb5c5c652e07faa62602de72286ce90f38e58 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: thewesker Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2016 21:44:52 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Popper text --- config.json | 12 ++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/config.json b/config.json index 3a263d0..74bbb1f 100644 --- a/config.json +++ b/config.json @@ -14,8 +14,16 @@ "How did your tiny hands tweet this?" ], "poppermessages": [ - "LOL so bad!", - "No." + "Remember that time you kissed assbutt’s pic while you had Cheetos Mouth and then shared it online?", + "What idiot named it a plunger and not a john popper?", + "I perused your autobiography ‘Suck and Blow’ the other day….it certainly did suck.", + "You still owe Doug Exeter 20 bucks.", + "Let’s collaborate on a track called ‘Roofies and Rolexes’", + "Do you still get short of breath when masturbating?", + "I’m trolling you because you let Hanson and Bowling For Soup be on your last album.", + "Remember when you fell through a trampoline on-stage at a Phish show?", + "Thanks for financing my mobile home and taking a shit in the kitchenette.", + "Did that poor, helpless Howard Stern intern ever file sexual harassment charges?" ], "hulkmessages": [ "You’re a thin-skinned racist baby.",