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40 lines
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{
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"trumpmessages": [
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"Delete your account.",
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"Trump smells bad.",
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"You're gonna lose, cheeto monster!",
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"HAHAHAHAHAHA",
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"What a terrible tweet!",
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"Nope!",
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"Donald Dump",
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"Tronald Dump",
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"Shut the FUCK up, Donny",
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"Where's your damn tax returns",
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"Quit now while you're behind",
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"How did your tiny hands tweet this?"
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],
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"poppermessages": [
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"Remember that time you kissed assbutt’s pic while you had Cheetos Mouth and then shared it online?",
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"What idiot named it a plunger and not a john popper?",
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"I perused your autobiography ‘Suck and Blow’ the other day….it certainly did suck.",
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"You still owe Doug Exeter 20 bucks.",
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"Let’s collaborate on a track called ‘Roofies and Rolexes’",
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"Do you still get short of breath when masturbating?",
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"I’m trolling you because you let Hanson and Bowling For Soup be on your last album.",
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"Remember when you fell through a trampoline on-stage at a Phish show?",
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"Thanks for financing my mobile home and taking a shit in the kitchenette.",
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"Did that poor, helpless Howard Stern intern ever file sexual harassment charges?"
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],
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"hulkmessages": [
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"You’re a thin-skinned racist baby.",
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"You're a terrible father.",
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"You never got your win back from Yokozuna."
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],
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"waynemessages": [
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"wayne coyne"
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]
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}
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