diff --git a/Gemfile b/Gemfile
index 27a8024..67ae1e8 100644
--- a/Gemfile
+++ b/Gemfile
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 source 'http://rubygems.org'
 ruby '2.1.3'
 
-gem 'twitter_ebooks', '3.0.6'
+gem 'twitter_ebooks', '3.0.7'
 gem 'dotenv'
diff --git a/Gemfile.lock b/Gemfile.lock
index 9bb735b..46f905c 100644
--- a/Gemfile.lock
+++ b/Gemfile.lock
@@ -10,7 +10,6 @@ GEM
     dotenv (1.0.2)
     engtagger (0.2.0)
     equalizer (0.0.9)
-    eventmachine (1.0.4)
     faraday (0.9.1)
       multipart-post (>= 1.2, < 3)
     fast-stemmer (1.0.2)
@@ -24,7 +23,7 @@ GEM
     http (0.6.3)
       http_parser.rb (~> 0.6.0)
     http_parser.rb (0.6.0)
-    json (1.8.1)
+    json (1.8.2)
     memoizable (0.4.2)
       thread_safe (~> 0.3, >= 0.3.1)
     method_source (0.8.2)
@@ -52,9 +51,8 @@ GEM
       memoizable (~> 0.4.0)
       naught (~> 1.0)
       simple_oauth (~> 0.3.0)
-    twitter_ebooks (3.0.6)
+    twitter_ebooks (3.0.7)
       engtagger
-      eventmachine (~> 1.0.3)
       fast-stemmer
       gingerice
       highscore
@@ -72,4 +70,4 @@ PLATFORMS
 
 DEPENDENCIES
   dotenv
-  twitter_ebooks (= 3.0.6)
+  twitter_ebooks (= 3.0.7)
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index c716538..848d929 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -1,18 +1,17 @@
-# boodoo_ebooks
+# mu_ebooks
 
-A turn-key, beginner-friendly, ready-to-deploy implementation of a traditional \_ebooks bot using Mispy's [twitter_ebooks](https://github.com/mispy/twitter_ebooks) library.
+I'M SORRY IT'S COME TO THIS
 
 ## Usage
 
-Create your [Twitter app](https://apps.twitter.com) and generate access tokens with *Read, Write and Direct Messages* privileges.
+Click this:  
+[![Deploy](https://www.herokucdn.com/deploy/button.png)](https://heroku.com/deploy?template=https://github.com/BooDoo/ebooks_example/tree/robinbot)
 
-[![Deploy](https://www.herokucdn.com/deploy/button.png)](https://heroku.com/deploy?template=https://github.com/BooDoo/ebooks_example/tree/deploy)
-
-Put your BOT_NAME, SOURCE_USERNAME, and API secrets into Heroku Config Vars using the web dashboard.
+Put your API secrets into Heroku Config Vars using the web dashboard.
 
 Scale your app to 1 dyno using the Heroku web dashboard.
 
-Bob's your uncle.
+You're ready to go.
 
 ## Default Behavior
 Tweets once on startup.  
@@ -25,11 +24,3 @@ Favorites tweets that it likes.
 - **BANNED_TERMS**: words or phrases to obscure/censor  
 - DM commands (tweet, follow, unfollow, block, mention...)  
 - Follower parity (periodically compares following/followers and follows/unfollows as needed)  
-- Want something else? Create an [issue](https://github.com/BooDoo/ebooks_example/issues). No promises.
-
-## TODO:
-- Support full archive (via CSV uploaded elsewhere)  
-
-# DISCLAIMER:
-I'm making this because I wrote a two-part tutorial for an older version of the twitter_ebooks gem and my mentions turned into a tech support hellscape for months.  
-Please [create issues](https://github.com/BooDoo/ebooks_example/issues) if you have trouble. 🙏 Please do not tweet at me. 🙏
diff --git a/app.json b/app.json
index a7a09c3..70187f3 100644
--- a/app.json
+++ b/app.json
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
-  "name": "BooDooBooks",
+  "name": "robinbot",
   "description": "Turn-key _ebooks deployment using twitter_ebooks",
-  "repository": "https://github.com/BooDoo/ebooks_example/tree/deploy",
+  "repository": "https://github.com/BooDoo/ebooks_example/tree/robinbot",
   "keywords": [
     "twitter",
     "bot",
@@ -12,8 +12,8 @@
   ],
   "env": {
     "LANG": "en_US.UTF-8",
-    "BOT_NAME": "",
-    "SOURCE_USERNAME": "",
+    "BOT_NAME": "mu_ebooks",
+    "SOURCE_USERNAME": "calaminii",
     "CONSUMER_KEY": "",
     "CONSUMER_SECRET": "",
     "ACCESS_TOKEN": "",
diff --git a/bots.rb b/bots.rb
index 5f0ccc6..9397488 100644
--- a/bots.rb
+++ b/bots.rb
@@ -63,11 +63,10 @@ class BoodooBot
     @attempts = 0
     @followers = []
     @following = []
-    @archive_path = "corpus/#{@original}.json"
-    @model_path = "model/#{@original}.model"
+    @archive_path = "corpus/robin.csv"
+    @model_path = "model/robin.model"
 
     if can_run?
-      get_archive!
       make_model!
     else
       missing_fields.each {|missing|
@@ -101,12 +100,6 @@ class BoodooBot
     scheduler.interval @update_follows_interval do
       follow_parity
     end
-
-    scheduler.interval @refresh_model_interval do
-      log "Refreshing archive/model..."
-      get_archive!
-      make_model!
-    end
   end
 
   def on_message(dm)
@@ -229,8 +222,11 @@ class BoodooBot
   def load_model!
     return if @model
 
-    @model_path ||= "model/#{original}.model"
+    @corpus_path ||= "corpus/robin.csv"
+    @model_path ||= "model/robin.model"
 
+    log "Consuming corpus #{@corpus_path}"
+    Ebooks::Model.consume(@corpus_path).save(@model_path)
     log "Loading model #{model_path}"
     @model = Ebooks::Model.load(model_path)
   end
diff --git a/defaults.env b/defaults.env
index 9b80925..273b7fc 100644
--- a/defaults.env
+++ b/defaults.env
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-BOT_NAME=
-SOURCE_USERNAME=
+BOT_NAME=mu_ebooks
+SOURCE_USERNAME=calaminii
 CONSUMER_KEY=
 CONSUMER_SECRET=
 ACCESS_TOKEN=